He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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