i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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