fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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