I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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