he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
