she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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