How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.