I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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