She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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