I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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