he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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