Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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