He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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