News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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