I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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