My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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