You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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