this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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