we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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