You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
My pussy is not your playground.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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