I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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