i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
