remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize