I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You ate ashes out of my bong
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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