I think I died a long time ago.
i would punch a child for taco bell
His hands were made for my vagina.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Text me some of your sweat
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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