Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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