I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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