I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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