new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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