no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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