So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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