ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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