i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
