Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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