normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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