She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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