and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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