Umm I'm too high to move.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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