I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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