A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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