this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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