You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
A bitchslap is in order.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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