I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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