Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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