3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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