You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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