let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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