I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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