she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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