So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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