worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
3 2 1 whiskey
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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