spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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