my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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