People in love make me want to vomit
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She even gives head with a lisp.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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