I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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