Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
