So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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